Mon 25

Till' Death Do Us Part (?)

  • A newlywed couple were a victim of a car crash during their honeymoon. Some witnesses who saw the accident managed to get them to a hospital, unfortunately they were already dead on the way to the hospital. Therefore they both went to heaven, and this is the conversation when they met once again in the afterlife.
  • Husband : Hey honey, we're finally here in heaven where we can be together forever
  • Wife : WOW, WOW, slowdown, i did say in the altar, till death do us part, so now that i'm dead, that means i'm single so FUCK OFF!!