September 2009
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Why do we go to school? So we can go back home without being beaten by our...
– Some crap I thought of while skipping school 2 weeks ago
STONE CELLAR →
Mmmm let’s see, actually this band only has a short history. Basically we are a bunch of junior high school friends who went to different high schools but still got a passion for making music together. Stone Cellar was formed in early January 2008 when Adis (vocals) and Kris (drums) was having an online chat about making a band with a jazz genre. A few days after that they invited Pengki (bass)...
Till' Death Do Us Part (?)
A newlywed couple were a victim of a car crash during their honeymoon. Some witnesses who saw the accident managed to get them to a hospital, unfortunately they were already dead on the way to the hospital. Therefore they both went to heaven, and this is the conversation when they met once again in the afterlife.
Husband : Hey honey, we're finally here in heaven where we can be together forever
Wife : WOW, WOW, slowdown, i did say in the altar, till death do us part, so now that i'm dead, that means i'm single so FUCK OFF!!
‘Chinese people and Indian people can’t do business together....
– Russell Peters